The most flexible guy you will ever fucking meet, you don't know why but he is quite literally a pretzel of a man. He is a human anonymity when it comes to his spaghetti limbs
by Bananason July 15, 2022
A cheating bastard who will tell you he loves you then cheat on you. He will tell you your not his type after you find out he cheats on you but later cries on his knees begging you to forgive him
by Bagofshits January 28, 2023
A retard ass nigger that was likely raped when he was young. If you want your child to be an absolute retard, and quadruple the likelihood they will be raped by an uncle, naming them Jack is your #1 choice! The uncles of jacks are usually not reported, and many experts do not see the correlation between the name and rapings, however, closer inspection upon instances of unreported rapes suggests that most Jacks enjoy being raped, and chooses not to report so they can be raped in the future. In some rare cases, Jacks will attempt to reach more pedophiles through their uncles.
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