Cream Cheese Bagel

The action of performing analingus shortly after ejaculating in one's gaping butthole
Fred: "I could really go for a Cream Cheese Bagel right now"

Roger: "I can't help you, Fred"
by VillainV3 March 19, 2016
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gone off goat cheese

When you leave goat cheese out for too long and it goes stale.
by Debskelly1985 March 02, 2023
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dom cheese

Only one who has name dom with at his disposal circumcised foreskin.
Dom can I eat your dom cheese I’m hungry.”
Dom cheese
by NonstopSpore877 September 10, 2019
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Catch some cheese

I have to catch some cheese jojo. I haven’t been with a girl in ages.
by The cheese chaser July 12, 2023
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Slap Cheese

An expression that become popular in the American Midwest during the late 1800s meaning “the murder of a bastard child”.
In that era, “getting slapped” was a slang term used by lower class citizens for “getting killed” and “cheese” was used as an insult for children of, what late 1800s folk considered, whores. Older ways of making of cheese were considered disgusting and smelly by most so the child-shaming general public used it as an insult.
The combination of the two slang terms birthed the expression, “Slap Cheese”.
“Holy shit, Phil! What is the corpse of a child doing bleeding all over the place in my house?”
“I’m sorry, Randy. I adopted him recently, but then I found out he was a bastard so I picked up a pool cue in my rage and did a messy Slap Cheese.”
“Next time do your research before you ruin my carpet.”
by Oh, Slurm? July 20, 2018
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huffing cheese

Someone that constantly smells or sniffs cheese
That girl over there is always huffing cheese
by CheeseHuffer February 24, 2024
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