National slap ass day

National slap ass day is a day where anybody can slap anybody ass but only on aug 16

Oh boy can’t wait for national slap ass day

by datcookie_tez August 15, 2022

National blowjob day

You gotta have a blowjob on the Last day of school it happens because you are hella horny and your gf or the gayest kid in school will suck you off for free

Dan-hey baby wanna suck me off before the summer no one will know its national blowjob day
Jalee-okayy let me see

by Ybv with the tea May 3, 2019

National Send Nudes Day

National Send Nudes Day is on February 1st. You gotta send someone a nude photo

"omg did you hear that today is "National Send Nudes Day?"
"Yeah, I cant wait to get some fire pics from Abby!"

by nicksworldoffun January 31, 2021

one nation

When a person wears and repeats the use a particular item all the time.

Mehn these my blue trousers have become one nation.

by Omoyemi T May 10, 2008

National Show Your Bf Your Boobs Day

show your boobs to your special someone on April 7th!

hey baby it’s national show your bf your boobs day ;)

by DirtyAndrePoo April 7, 2024

National Bully Rhys Kay Day

On the 26th of June every year, this is the day where you bully your blonde lancky mate called Rhys Kay.

This can be executed in the following ways:
Randomly hitting him, calling him a loser, throwing things at him and finally reminding him how single he is.

“Hey it’s June 26th”
“Oh no, I’m gonna be bullied again today”
“Come on, it’s national bully Rhys Kay day I have to”

by TheFunniestPerson June 25, 2023

National grind anyone month

From the start of November to December 1st, you are legally allowed to grind anyone- whether your friend, your crush, your homeboy, your homegirl, your teacher and they must accept it. During this period, the grinded must not tell anyone what happened. If this rule is broken. The person who grinded them can do whatever they want do them.

"Why did you tell the officer"( James )
" Now I can do whatever i want to you, including fucking " ( Sarah )

" Why?" ( James )
" Cuz it's National grind anyone Month" ( Sarah )
" I dont mind it " ( James )

by KonjacShuanglover67 November 24, 2025