Texas

Texas is the nicest and most caring man you will ever meet. Regardless of how stressful your day may be, he will always be there to make it better. His smile is the most beautiful thing you'll ever see.

I love you Texas <3

by SmellyDiapers June 21, 2022

Texas Peter

A gay texan that has a problem putting a finger up their ass

That guy looks like a texas peter

by GalaxyGod June 25, 2022

Texas Roadhouse

An inside joke

Texas Roadhouse, hehehehehehehe.

by Slawsker June 28, 2022

Textbook Bisexual

A bisexual person who is romantically (sexually, mentally) attracted to both genders in an equal 50/50 way. They neither prefer women nor men more.

“Yeah Becky told me she’s bisexual but would never marry a woman, so I broke things off. I like textbook bisexuals, she’s more of a 70/30 person.”

by Kiki-$3729 June 29, 2022

Texas Hammer

When you take your dick,slam it on your lovers face(or a frozen homeless man) and then slamming a fucking hammer ontop of it.

He used the texas hammer with his girlfriend,she had a concussion.

by Voinyws June 30, 2022

Texas Patty Cake

The act of spitroasting a participant, while engaging in a game of Patty Cake.

Honey, grab your strap-on, let's go play Texas Patty Cake with the neighbor.

by Unsupervised Adult July 2, 2022

Texas Sized Chili Ring

The un-wiped shit-covered asshole of a morbidly obese woman

Waiter: Have you decided on an order?
Connor: I’ll have a Texas Sized Chili Ring
Waiter: Alright, and how about you, sir?
Garrett: Make that two, sir

by D4L3 July 21, 2022