double-first-cousin-once-removed

1- Parent's double-first-cousin.
2- Double-first-cousin's child.
3 - Child of the parent's pibling with the other parent's pibling.
4 - Child of the parent's nibling with the other parent's nibling.
5 - Child of the parent's nibling with the other parent's pibling.

My double-first-cousin-once-removed is a good person.

by ZJO8738 October 3, 2021

Double Pee Pee

The Double Pee Pee is accomplished when you be sitting on the toilet, and then you piss twice during that time for at least 20 seconds each between 5 minute interval, or when you piss, but as you stand up, your ass pulls you back down with the force of 5 g, meaning that you have to piss again, hence the term, Double Pee Pee

Lil Timmy: *pissing on the toilet, and stands up to leave the bathroom*
John: Enters the bathroom casually with Peter standing guard
Lil Timmy: "Uh oh, time to piss again" (runs to the bathroom door)
Peter: "No, john is already in there. Besides, you were just in there a second ago"
Lil Timmy: "But...."
Kyle: "UH OH, LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY HAS TO GO DOUBLE PEE PEE!!!!!!"
Kyle lifts Lil Timmy off the ground
Lil Timmy: (pisses his pants)
Kyle: (drops lil timmy) "EWWWW his PISS has the CONSISTENCY of SEMEN!!!!!!"
Lil Timmy: "NOOOOO i went DOUBLE PEE PEE!!!!!!"

by MustardWaffles November 21, 2019

New England Double Whammy

When a penis gives out a double load of cum.

I gave that dude a Double Whammy.

Which one?

A New England Double Whammy.

by AJJ304 October 29, 2008

double doey

another way to say fuck off twice

hey double doey

by Redimental May 20, 2016

double burn

The feeling one gets when eating high quality spicy foods. The burning flavor is sensed by the taste receptors of both the mouth, and anus.

After eating at the fancy Thai place, Jimmy had to go out for ice cream that night. The double burn was so powerful he had to sit on an ice pack the next day.

by Ultracaffeine July 1, 2022

Double Excel Toilet Paper

Double excel toilet paper is as it states, toilet paper. Although, it excels the normal height of your regular toilet paper and has twice the wiping power. With the environment we currently live in, it is an essential item and you are considered a peasant without one.

Person 1: Dang we ran out of toilet paper!

Person 2: Don't worry! We still have some double excel toilet paper . With twice the wiping power!

#Double Excel Toilet Paper#coronavirus #toiletpaper #doubleexcel
#extremewipingpower #poop #toilet #Tiktok

by RTXShadow_ April 28, 2020

Double-Dip

When you say you’re going to leave someone and then don’t and then leave last minute.

Jim said he didn’t want to leave work early but he left anyway. He fucking double-dipped.

by JuicyBean October 24, 2018