Jack is commonly the chieftain of the tribe, an intense and glorified lover. Legends date back to the ancient Egyptians, where it was said that a Jack made cleopatra a laurel of doves so beautiful that she was satisfied just by the sight of it. Most Jack’s have a body carved from the bronze of Apollo, a physique that must have been created by 7 days in the gym 10 hours a day. Jack is one of the funniest and most kind souls you will ever meet, but don’t get on his bad side. If you ever see an angry Jack; run, or get on your knees and beg for mercy.
“Oh my god, that dude is huge, must be a Jack.”
“I pulled 10 women last night, I did a Jack.”
“That guy is so ugly, must not be a Jack.”
“I pulled 10 women last night, I did a Jack.”
“That guy is so ugly, must not be a Jack.”
by jackthewizard December 26, 2021
Get the Jackmug. by anonymous March 16, 2021
Get the jack atkinsonmug. by Mimi30 April 20, 2018
Get the jack adairmug. by Freddy Kokopuff November 14, 2018
Get the Jack Dennymug. The worst person you could even meet seems nice at first and but then treats you like shit and is the type of person to go out with your best freind.
Jack- ill treat u better than any guy. ill show u the love and affection u need
(*next minute*)
(gets with one of ur best mates and doesnt give a shit about u)
(*next minute*)
(gets with one of ur best mates and doesnt give a shit about u)
by qwertcvbn March 6, 2019
Get the Jackmug. The most flexible guy you will ever fucking meet, you don't know why but he is quite literally a pretzel of a man. He is a human anonymity when it comes to his spaghetti limbs
by Bananason July 15, 2022
Get the Jackmug. 