Go bat off a dog

what u say to someone who just got angry or asked u to do somthing u dont want to do.
2.can be replaced by settle down.

1.
Angry person: WHY THE FUCK ARE U STILL HERE!!?

You: Go bat off a dog
2.
why dont u just go bat off a dog
why dont u just settle down

by Talon May 31, 2004

Peed My Pants Off

Combination of "I nearly peed my pants" and "I laughed my ass off" LMAO.

Expression is typically accidentally spewed after relating a funny or embarrasing story while inebriated or during blonde moments.

"I laughed so hard I nearly peed my pants off"

by Blonde Mexican January 13, 2010

rock my face off

Makes you happy/horny/laugh or otherwise greatly affected.

You rock my face off!
Do you like Alkaline Trio? They rock my face off! Yeah I screwed Chris, he rocked my face off!

by Dsay Diane Nev October 24, 2003

off the clock on the cock

a phrase to usually a co-worker meaning what you do on your own time is your business

What mark and john do is their business, i mean off the clock on the cock, what ever man.......

by masterdopey October 9, 2009

jerk off déjà vu

(noun) - The feeling you get while jerking off to a video of your ex-girlfriend on the internet (that you posted) in which you are having sex with her.

<ring ring> hello?

What the hell's your problem? You posted a video of us having sex on the internet after i broke up with you!?

Oh ya, and i had some wicked jerk off déjà vu last night.

What?

<click>

by Noro Machine August 7, 2010

blowed your doors off

See blow your doors off.

See blow your doors off for example.

by Downstrike May 30, 2004

Off Da Heasy Fersheasy!

No actual defintion
Translation: Off The Hook My Friend

Yo, J-Dawg! That band practice was off the heasy fersheasy!

by Anonymous June 11, 2003