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You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!

A less explicit version of "You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse!" It means that no matter how hard they try, no one will be able to catch anything.
While a pack of dogs chased a cat, the cat insulted them by saying, "You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!"
by GallopingSausage April 15, 2019
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Chicken Jockey

A Glowie (federal agent) posting under the guise of a Normie (normal person) in an online server or message board.

In April 2025 the 4Chan message board was hacked and user data dumped exposing multiple moderator accounts run by government agents. The hackers attached a reaction image of Jack Black from the Minecraft movie saying “What the fuck is going on?” “Chicken Jockey”
Chicken Jockey: “New glow nigger slams just dropped”- roneffinswanson
by Dreadedpoopnoodle April 15, 2025
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Chicken nugget

A nugget made of chicken, sourced from underground chicken mines
by Not_jeff123 March 10, 2021
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Chicken Nugget Cult

Chicken nugget cult is a tik tok cult created by iamaweirdoo and life.of.frances on tik tok. You use a picture and put “member of chicken nugget cult member” in bio
“Did you hear about the chicken nugget cult?” Person 1 said, “I haven’t joined” person two said, “WHAT?! Go join!” Person 1 replied
by life.of.frances November 27, 2021
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Chicken SMP

A Tik-Tok SMP made by @dino..nugget_simp and later on 4 of their chaotic friends joined.
Yo, have you heard of the Chicken SMP?
Well yeah, I follow them on Tik Tok
by dino..nugget_simp January 31, 2021
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chicken fiesta

Chicken Fiesta is the PG way of saying clusterfuck
That PTA meeting was a real chicken fiesta.
by floobis August 23, 2019
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Chicken Jockey

The phrase used during the iconic minecraft movie when the baby zombie gets dropped on a chicken and Jack Black screams "CHICKEN JOCKEY" this is a true crowd pleaser and is ABSOLUTE CINEMA. This phrase normally leads to popcorn/drink throwing and violent screaming.
Jack Black Screams "CHICKEN JOCKEY" and the crowd goes wild.
by High as the ClOuDs April 8, 2025
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