like trying to nail jello to a cat

A merging of two popular phrases, each meant to reflect attempting something very difficult: “like nailing jello to a tree” and “like herding cats”. This version simply implies, humorously and a bit gruesomely, that one is, in fact, attempting the impossible.

John’s attempt to get this three kids to bed after they each ate a bag of Halloween candy is like trying to nail jello to a cat.

by Brett’s Brain April 23, 2018

Cat

A small, cute ninja with knifes on their hands.

The cat is stalking me again.

by yoshicat336 September 27, 2023

Filthy Cat

a synonym to the popular term dirty dog

James: Wow I can't believe she did that!
Aaron: I know she's a filthy cat...

by Dr.Dish August 21, 2018

cat anchored

definition: when a person is sitting down and a cat is on their lap and they are unable to move without disturbing the cat, via they are CAT ANCHORED.

Hey, can you grab me a beer out of the fridge, sorry man,i can't get up i'm cat anchored right now.

by poisonivey March 30, 2023

cat

small feeble being. You can eat it yum !

Guy 1: What is that dude
Guy 2: Dude... That's one sexy being, I want to eat it.
Guy 1: Must be a cat yum !

by tessalover101 May 26, 2022

Cat

a furry animal that has a long tail and sharp claws

Aww! The cat is so cute!
The cat is naughty,
My cat’s breed is a Scottish fold
The cat is good-behaved

by FOURBFDIHATESTWO May 1, 2023

Cat

Furry ninja with short knives in each hand.

That's a cute cat, oh no its attacking me!

by Boocco123 December 10, 2024