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tossed my salad

by Southernguy January 17, 2014
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google my name

What a nerd may scream during an orgasm. See say my name.
Mona: Oh Dexter, I'm coming! Your pencil feels so good in my pocket protector!

Dexter: I'm erupting! Oh! Google my name! Google my name, wench!
by liquoredonlife January 16, 2009
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rooster in my rari

Having a cock in your ass.
Damn he's hot. I'd like to have his rooster in my rari.
by swagginzak June 30, 2012
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Blow my whistle

Apart from the song by Flo Rida, this means giving a blow job
I played the song; Blow my whistle in the background.My girlfriend is the best. I ate her out the best i could, then we had the best sex ever. But even though she was exhausted, she still blew my whistle amazingly well.
by fuckmebabyonemoretime January 8, 2015
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Smell my cheese

A technique used to punch your friends/someone who deserves it.
You put your fist on the flat palm of your other hand and tell the victim to smell your cheese. When they put their face near your fist, you punch them. Simple as that.
Lazy cousin of The Cancer Prank.
Person 1: Hey Dan, smell my cheese. -Holds out 'cheese'-
Person 2: Um, okay... -Does so-
Person 1: -Punch-
Person 2: OW. You bastard!
by Naevai December 8, 2009
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suck my left

similar to 'suck my dick' or 'suck my cock', yet much more discreet.
"May I see your homework, Billy?" says Ms.Anderson.
"You know what Ms.Anderson? You can suck my left!" replies Billy.
Ms.Anderson replies,"What?"
"I said, 'You can suck my left!'"
"I do not understand." ends Ms.Anderson.
by Nalyr December 27, 2005
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Lego My Eggos

Male: Hey
Female: Hey... Lego my eggos?
Male: SURE LETS GO!
by hotttforsex August 21, 2010
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