Double douchebag

Two pricks that are douchebags

Ah crap the Double douchebag's are here

by Eden0phoenix November 27, 2021

double dosin

When a girl sucks your dick and swallows, then proceeds to throw it back up onto your dick, then finally licks it up and swallows it again.

Steve: Dude, Zoey sucked my dick at that party last night!
The Dude: No way, what happened?
Steve: She wound up double dosin'!!!
The Dude: That's insane, I pink socked her sister, haha!

by The Biggest Lebowski November 23, 2009

Double Uie

Term coined to describe missing an exit ramp on the interstate and taking various twists and turns to get your ass back on track to your intended destination.

Double Uie ain’t a word! You made that shit up!

Oh yeah? Wait one hour and that bitch will be a word! Urban Dictionary doesn’t bullshit

by SnoopMoon November 22, 2020

Double standards

When females do something that is not the same with guys.

Girl talking to another girl: “OMG GURL UR GORGEOUS IF YOU HAD MEAT I WOULD EAT IT UP🤤🤤”
Guy talking to another guy: “MAN I WANNA SLAP U IN THE FACE WITH MY MEAT”
Girl: “EWW what the hell?”
Guy: i’m sorry ma’am now would you like turkey or ham?” -double standards.

by Realshit76 June 12, 2023

N-i-double-guh-er

A slightly less offensives way to say the N word, cribbed from Winnie the Pooh's friend Tigger and his way of spelling his name.( Still offensive as hell to the right people, so use this with care. Not resposible for possible repercussions.) Usually followd by further mangling of Winnie the Pooh with "The wonderful thing about niggers, is niggers are wonderful things......"

That guy over there is such a n-i-double-guh-er!

by mystical007_488 August 25, 2022

Double Couch

A couch, stacked on top of a couch with cup holders and even a mini refrigerator.

Jeff : *sitting on the top of the double couch* *takes a sip of the soda and sets it back into the cup holder* *takes a jar of pickles out of the mini refrigerator*

Basically.

by Taco_Guru May 15, 2014

double shit

When you have to take another shit in the same bathroom break.

Person 1: What were you doing in there?
Person 2: I had a double shit.

Person 3: Damn

by cloudyysaturnn October 19, 2021