Cum-siderate

Being mindful of where/when you ejaculate as not to inconvenience others.

She wanted me to cum on her face and in her hair, but I knew she wouldn't be able to clean herself off before the funeral started, so i decided to be cumsiderate of others.
Cum-siderate.

by Tommy Shenanigans July 01, 2017

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cum pickle

when someone you are sexually attracted to makes you cum but you also find yourself pickle

"bro you make me cum pickle" "bro omg thats so hot:

by inoxske November 06, 2021

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cum royale

when you cum while playing a battle royale

hey me and elias jordan had a cum royale

did you see jayden rubio and diego luna have a cum royale last night?

by nathan alexander pando November 14, 2020

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Word' cum

To express a semi over dramatically apathetic expression of gratitude

Person 1: I'm waking up at 3:75pm tomorrow morning so that I can take the car for a walk. Would you like me to pick you up a nice hot iced coffee on my way home?

Person 2: Word' cum

by shredded toe nails July 27, 2023

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Cum Criminal

An individual who surreptitiously creeps around at night and enters the homes of pubescent teens to ferociously jerk them off in their sleep and collect their semen in a burlap sack as souvenirs of his adventures, leaving the teen with sore balls, dry willy in the morning and the red ring of death.

Sandeep Singh: man, I have really sore balls, man. Must

have been the cum criminal.

James: my dad Colin, yeah, he's a proper cum criminal.

by Colin12 June 14, 2022

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