Fork Monkey

The derogatory term for Hay Bots from the video game Scrap Mechanic. Coined by the late thick44. 100% racially motivated.

Fucking fork monkeys

by Guh1726320 February 23, 2025

The Brown Monkey

When a woman has her legs wrapped around a mans neck with a banana in his mouth and she sticks it up her arsehole

Sarah wanted to get kinky tonight so she found a banana and wanted to do the brown monkey

by Stan cockin December 20, 2018

Monkey bollocks

A claim that started off as truth but is greatly embellished and exaggerated for maximum dramatic effect

(Challenging a friend who makes an outlandish claim) - ‘Is that what really happened or is it monkey bollocks? ‘

by Coops ahoy October 26, 2020

monkey

according to science humans and monkeys are the same thing or very similar

those monkey-like humans were obsessed with sex and food but other monkeys hated that

by nonekopopo February 17, 2023

push monkey

A style of intercourse most commonly used by the welsh, it involves sticking your hand from below a females waist and beneath the groin, thrusting using the leverage from your exterior motor created by a bend in the arm on your balls to generate speed.

"I was watching this porno in my backyard and this guy was doing the push monkey on this MILF."

by jahart666 June 10, 2015

Piss monkey

A monkey of piss if you are a piss monkey you are peeing yourself from being a pussy and you’re built like a monkey therefore you are a piss monkey

Piss monkey.
What?
You’re a piss monkey dumb fuck

by Ghettopickle911 June 22, 2021

Chizzle monkey

I man or a women who likes a good old sniff of the finest whiff but doesn’t know when it is time to call it a day or night/ days or nights. Step away from the chizzle monkey!

Fucking he’ll mate you still up at it ?how many legs have you nailed? You’ve been a right chizzle monkey haven’t you !

by Woodbinetheshep August 25, 2023