Math Monkey

A derogatory slang for a stereotypically annoying asian person.

"Tim is such a fuckin math monkey, that kid thinks he's hot shit"

by John Yang May 16, 2018

Spider monkey position

when you have your woman grip the doorframe with her fingers and toes while you hand from a pull up bar located above said door. Then wrap your keys around her waist and proceed to thrust

We tried so new stuff bro. She was begging for the spider monkey position

by Bodybaby August 21, 2025

dirty monkey jerk

Dirty Monkey Jerk is during anal sex, the man reaches his fist in the vagina then orgasms inside the vagina.

I can't wait to go home and dirty monkey jerk her.

by USDrumer June 25, 2014

Silver Monkey Balls

When you are in such great distress that you balls turn silver and erupt with pain.

Friend 1: Bro this test is giving me some really bad silver monkey balls

Friend 2: I know right. Its like my step-dad is touching me all over again.

by The Voluptuous Ape October 14, 2021

Scut Monkey

A Scut Monkey is a person who is the has no morals and contributes no value to society.... But who has fun laughing at other peoples expense and misfortune! The type of person you would find on Benidorm strip encouraging their 10 year old (trainee scut monkey) to put money down a pole dancers pants at 12pm on a Wednesday afternoon!

Look at that Scut monkey! what a Scut monkey! Check out Scut Monkey Entertainments!

by Scut Monkey Entertainments September 26, 2025

Grass Monkey Landscaping

Best lawn maintenance and landscaping service in middle Georgia.

Hey Brian, your yard looks like shit! Get Grass Monkey Landscaping to come take care of your mess.

by Grass Monkey Landscaping January 21, 2021

Monkey

what dwight calls Angela

Cute name for his boo

Angela: I can’t do this anymore

Dwight: No you can Monkey

by Keven Malone January 4, 2020