i am going to type your eyes off!

When you are in a talkative mood but the #CoronaVirus has made human interaction limited. SO you type large run on sentences. Never spacing for paragraphs!! And they are way over described (just like this definition). As the same saying goes.... I am gonna talk your ear off.... I am going type your eyes off!

Sorry bro this gonna be a long story, I am going to type your eyes off!

my eyes have dried up so much looking at this screen. You are typing my eyes off!

Sorry I am typing so much. Not trying to type your eyes off.
I am going to type your eyes off if I keep rambling.

by BlueEyedGuy86 November 15, 2020

Go Dahmer

When you see something amazing you want to eat

I’m gonna go Dahmer on that

by Andipandiii October 21, 2022

going hannah

When a mid 20s decent looking female freaks out on a much old creepy man for trying to go-kart her.

Brent: Hey do you need help with your ESWS
Hannah: Get away from me you creepy old man. No one wants to go-kart with you.
Brent: Damn girl you going hannah.

by thatguyw/2chainz March 23, 2014

rally go hoops

Delhi Belly; traveler's diarrhea. When one can't leave the toilet dor more than 2 minutes.

The hot tamale off the street cart gave him the rally go hoops.

by ScotCanAm February 02, 2018

Don’t go to school day

March 4th

Happy we don’t go to school on don’t go to school day

by Andres Ruiz October 19, 2021

Going Full Tank

When a parent has NO clue when kids talk to them in gamer language

Husband and I sitting on couch listening to our kids talking to each other over gamer headphones and one says to the other that they should go full tank. Husband and I looked at each other and started laughing and decided that "going full tank" should stand for gamer talk that parents dont understand

Babe, Our son was talking to me about League of Legends and I had no idea what he was talking about. He was going full tank.

by WhatimWIRTH August 30, 2017

gotta go check on my mountain dew

Be an asshole and leave your friends

I gtg, gotta go check on my mountain dew

by PENISLOVERINTHEHOLE77785674 July 09, 2017