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Double Blumpkin

Also known as the double decker Blumpkin, is a position where one defecates into the toilet bowl and the other receives a blow job while pooping in the toilet tank.
Shelly gave me the steamiest Double Blumpkin on our Honeymoon getaway last week.
by Dinglebear April 30, 2022
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double doosin .

when you WEAK ASFFF , you end up acting high .
brodie- yo you saw that video I sent you ?

me - yeaaa , shit had me DOUBLE DOOSIN .
by double doosin May 22, 2020
mugGet the double doosin .mug.

Double Jochman

Damn he really pulled a double Jochman on him, he mad craze for this one...maniac
by LigmaJoeSigma December 28, 2020
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double brown bag

what I need to do to Vicki Dhime every time we engage in vigerous sexual activity.
i double brown bagged vicki last night....but cut a hole in the mouth
by suck my vagenis February 24, 2005
mugGet the double brown bagmug.

b double s

by Jbizz July 25, 2022
mugGet the b double smug.

double-kill angle

a situation where 4 people just so happen to be in a room together

tension arises when two of the people

want to kill the other two people?
...and then get away with it.
rip
double kil
ez game

ez game for babies
this is a term i just came up with so bear with me on this one...

"oh so yeah you were talking about that "double-kill angle" that happened in elec. last time".
up for interpetation on that one

index
elec = electrical room
by Korzail June 10, 2025
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Double Virgin

A person who views themselves to be so holy and upright in regards to their sexuality that to even be called a virgin leaves room for the possibility of losing their virginity. These individuals couldn't kiss there middle school crush or even hold hands without thinking that they'll end up getting someone pregnant. As these individuals age navigating the dating world becomes harder for them then the average individual. They also hold two "V" cards and believe in re-virginalization even after they've used there two "V" cards.
Mary was originally a double virgin and gave birth after losing her first "V" card, she is still a virgin even though she has a child (2-1=1)
Brad doesn't want his wife to know he had a partner before her so he claims he is a double virgin and can state that his wife took his virginity.
by shahzam November 28, 2018
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