1: look! it's floor cheese! (diary of a wimpy kid reference)
2: you touch the cheese once. ONE TIME!!!
this one is not mine:
Old farmer- "Billy, you see that fence there? Your father and I built that fence with our own two hands.
Billy-''Yeah... That's great grandpa.
Old farmer- "And that barn Billy, do you see that barn? My father and I built that barn long ago together. And these fields Billy...
Billy- uh huh, didnt you fuck some goats once though?
Old farmer- "it was one goat! Geez you fuck one goat...
2: you touch the cheese once. ONE TIME!!!
this one is not mine:
Old farmer- "Billy, you see that fence there? Your father and I built that fence with our own two hands.
Billy-''Yeah... That's great grandpa.
Old farmer- "And that barn Billy, do you see that barn? My father and I built that barn long ago together. And these fields Billy...
Billy- uh huh, didnt you fuck some goats once though?
Old farmer- "it was one goat! Geez you fuck one goat...
by UncleRody April 11, 2022
by Yeefkeeg November 19, 2022
South Central Los Angeles in the late 80s when the police would pull onto the street in the projects, the young gangster lookouts would holler out "one time" or "two times" or more etc. depending on how many patrol cars were coming down the street. One time meant a single unit on routine patrol. Two times or more meant a bust was coming.
by 10-15 June 3, 2022
Cops. Police. Benny Blanco. Pigs. Fuzz. Twelve. Task. Rollers. Knockos/Narcos. Jake. Grass.
I was always told it came from the fact that it only takes one time for the cops to pull you over and f*** your life up with a case; however, popular opinion claims that it comes from the fact that glancing at cops one time can get you blurred.
I was always told it came from the fact that it only takes one time for the cops to pull you over and f*** your life up with a case; however, popular opinion claims that it comes from the fact that glancing at cops one time can get you blurred.
"In my ash tray is always a roach /
Hit that left lane incase one time approach../" - Brotha Lynch Hung - Refuze 2 Lose
Hit that left lane incase one time approach../" - Brotha Lynch Hung - Refuze 2 Lose
by g-wiz-916 April 19, 2021
by Boi132 April 2, 2020
To be completely honest, Electric Forest was great, but I feel like I need to go full TURMO TIME at Lost Lands. Pray for Ukraine.
by jesuseatspizza July 5, 2023