dooba bag

a more polite or socially acceptable way of telling someone they are a douche bag

Girl: "Why did you just fart on my couch?"
Guy: "I don' know."
Girl: "You're such a dooba bag."

by bombazzbutters June 30, 2011

felony bag

A felony bag is the small carrying case used to organize & tote around the tools & gadgets needed to get high. A felony bag may include, yet not limited to, the following- a glass pipe, chore boy, a metal stick, syringes, tourniquet, cotton, metal spoon, alcohol pads, rolling papers, etc.

Damn girl, ur not afraid of getting caught with that felony bag in ur purse?

Dude, u better hope no police run up on us right now & find that felony bag in ur pocket!

by Bunny Palacio May 30, 2018

trashtic bags

The combination of the words plastic trash bag.

I'm out of plastic trash bags. Would you please go buy more trashtic bags?

by Foxygirl71 May 20, 2019

fidooche bag

One in a fiduciary position who abuses their power with the specific intent of grooming.

“Did you have Mr. Schmanganese for senior-level chemistry?”
“Yeah, he bought me some edibles and lululemon shit then said he could give me stoich help.”
“What a fidooche bag!”

by The Rawdog March 8, 2024

Bag of Faces

Meaning something very negative.

Almost comparable with using "a load of shit" or "bag/sack of shit" in a sentance.

"Hey bill how was that girl you met last night" - "she was nothing but a bag of faces"

"Jennifer i've pulled better work out of my bag of faces then this"

by Kertef Corobo March 24, 2004

Bag

Ballsack, testicles

Did you nail her? Dude, my bag's empty

by Supposedly Straight April 22, 2018

bugout bag

An emergency preparedness “go-bag” that is stocked with essentials and packed as a precautionary measure - then stowed away for security (hidden but readily-accessible). The main purpose of this bugout bag is to supply yourself with just enough sustenance and/or security measures for getting you from compromised territory (point A ) to a bunker, shelter, or other sanctuary of your choice (point B)

They say not to overpack your bugout bag because doing so may get you targeted and/or more easily apprehended by the opposition in route to your bugout shelter.

by jammneggs February 2, 2025