Skip to main content

fucken shit

A situation caused by someone's stupidity.
It's fucken shit too bad you got a parking ticket even though it was an emergency.
by Joe Nickolas Pelech May 15, 2017
mugGet the fucken shit mug.

shit fucking

the ancient art of taking a shit while fucking a girl in the ass
i learned how to do the shit fucking technique by my grandmother
by dean gilberry February 15, 2017
mugGet the shit fucking mug.

sharp shit

when someone say something smart or surprising
woah that was really cool, some sharp shit yo!!
by hahahahaumadddd January 18, 2018
mugGet the sharp shit mug.

Shit Stopper

It's when you eat magnets and inside your stomach the magnets get surrounded by poop and in order to stop yourself from pooping you put a strong magnet to your stomach and and you can control where the turd goes by moving the magnet.
Andrew: Wow do I have to poop
Ryan: Just use the shit stopper method
by poop_stopper_man_31 December 5, 2019
mugGet the Shit Stopper mug.

Shit Kick

A devastatingly deranged act of violence.
This ferocious stunt is enacted in statistically rare cases by someone who is more than likely to be an acquaintance of yours.

The attacker instantaneously decides to go for a walk outside to deliberately step in dog shit. The objective is to return inside with the purpose of kicking you in the face.
Eg. “Oh my God! Look at Lawrence, his face is covered in blood and shit!”
“Yeah, he’s just been awarded a shit kick!”

Eg. “Sally came running round the corner and jumped up to deliver a shit kick to Colin’s face.”
“Colin fu****g stinks. I’m going out for lunch.”
by Milanoir February 5, 2020
mugGet the Shit Kick mug.

The Black Shit

Hey dude, i'm done for....i have the black shit
by pietieg March 25, 2020
mugGet the The Black Shit mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email