Red Musket

To insert a piece of Popping Candy, most notably Pop Rocks, into the urethra and proceed to be pushed down by a Sounding instrument. It is named after the action of reloading a muzzle-loaded long gun- also known as the Musket.

I finally convinced my husband to try the Red Musket! He said it felt better than having sex for the first time!

by repetitivedango February 25, 2023

Red Devils

Orangey/Red Pubic hairs left behind on the toilet, after a heterosexual male ginger goes to the restroom.

God damn it, Eric, you left some Red Devils in the bathroom again.

by Definition Maker 12 July 3, 2018

Red Supremacist

Someone who practices Red Supremacy.

The real threat to America today is posed by an ever growing Red Supremacist Movement.

by Prezmatic the Great March 3, 2021

Red-dot-itch

The sudden, soon to be cured, deadly rash created by a laser scope pointed at ones vital organs attached to a high power rifle or other long range firearm.

Mike: "Some day that Bin Laden will get the red-dot-itch and his problems will be over."

Joe: "Yeah judge I shot him, right after I gave that S.O.B. the Red-dot-Itch from about a hundred yards out."

by yardbug January 22, 2010

red Batman Paradox

The moment in ones life when one meets a degenerate that likes to groom little girls and hates anime

person 1: hey i just met this degenerate, he likes grooming little girls and hates anime.

person 2: yikes, sounds like the red Batman Paradox to me.

by le bruh moment April 19, 2021

Red Crewmate

Some bitch from twitter that wanted someone to do this

“I can’t believe Red Crewmate is demanding someone do this. How lame. He should do it himself”

by RapierEnbyDumbass November 18, 2020

Red Wing Lieutenant

When your partner is menstruating. go down on her and begin eating her out. then give her a big wet kiss after. congrats, you just became a red wing lieutenant.

friend: why us ur face covered in blood?
me: i just become a red wing lieutenant!

by papachapo June 21, 2019