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shit fucking

the ancient art of taking a shit while fucking a girl in the ass
i learned how to do the shit fucking technique by my grandmother
by dean gilberry February 15, 2017
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sharp shit

when someone say something smart or surprising
woah that was really cool, some sharp shit yo!!
by hahahahaumadddd January 18, 2018
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Shit Kick

A devastatingly deranged act of violence.
This ferocious stunt is enacted in statistically rare cases by someone who is more than likely to be an acquaintance of yours.

The attacker instantaneously decides to go for a walk outside to deliberately step in dog shit. The objective is to return inside with the purpose of kicking you in the face.
Eg. “Oh my God! Look at Lawrence, his face is covered in blood and shit!”
“Yeah, he’s just been awarded a shit kick!”

Eg. “Sally came running round the corner and jumped up to deliver a shit kick to Colin’s face.”
“Colin fu****g stinks. I’m going out for lunch.”
by Milanoir February 5, 2020
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The Black Shit

Hey dude, i'm done for....i have the black shit
by pietieg March 25, 2020
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Shit Sniffer

A shit sniffer is a person who's on a WHOLE different level of bitchy. You can also use it like this; "shit sniffing ____"
(I suck at making examples lol)
Mike Coxlong: ADMIT DEFEAT YOU'RE NO MATCH AGAINST ME
Abby: ...no stop being weird no one even likes you

Mike Coxlong: I hope you wake up at 3am and stub your fatass toe on the leg of a chair and scream silently in pain as you try to creep up back the stairs with your shitty midnight meal of cotton candy grapes and cheez its, praying to god that your mother didn't hear you from above only to look up and see her up the stairs with her shoe ready to beat her daughter that's a disgraceful Shit Sniffer. The least she would expect is for you to at least sniff shit in a graceful way but no you wouldn't even do that. You're nothing if your mother doesn't accept you.
by anti-shit sniffer person August 17, 2020
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Clean Shit

When you take a huge shit and barely have to wipe
“I took a clean shit yesterday, I clogged up the toilet and only used 2 wipes”
by Jonathan Cena the third August 24, 2020
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