Monkey Magnet

A person who attracts monkeys.

Nathan is a Monkey Magnet

by Aye-dri-anne November 27, 2017

Jomeone born under the Monkey zodiac sign during a year with a strong Water element

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Jomeone born under the Monkey zodiac sign during a year with a strong Water element

by Mouzenu March 13, 2025

Monkey Fuck Charging

When someone's charging port is fucked so they wirelessly charge off of someone else's phone that's plugged into the wall as a proxy.

Hey man, my battery is almost dead, think we can do a little monkey fuck charging?

by Villainous March 24, 2023

monkeys

Where real scientists say we came from.

According to the Origin of Species, we all came from monkeys.

by God is watching you. July 8, 2017

turquoise monkey

when you do a cumfart whilst out on a walk and your black labrador licks it up

"Hey Charlie, what did you get up to today?"

"To be honest, it's a bit embarassing... I came home from a night out and went for a walk with my black labrador. I was wearing shorts and I did a cumfart, it dripped down my leg and my dog licked it up."

"Oh, so you did a turquoise monkey then?"

by ShirazWindow August 30, 2021

Monkey Time

A monkey with a AK 47 will come to your house, and destroy the things you love.

Monkey Time: A monkey with a AK 47 came to my house, and destroyed my play-doh boots.

by BobTheBird5 March 6, 2021

Monkey

Someone who is from Brasil. Often lives in favela.

Brasil is full of monkeys.

by Lowloser November 21, 2016