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Jizz in my pants

When Bruce Willis is dead at the end of sixth sense...
by Joe mama's nuts March 4, 2021
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yuck my yum

1. criticizing my taste(either literally or figuratively(as in def 2)) preferences
2. sloppily perform cunnlingus on me
1. Bob: "Eww, that's disgusting, puttingketchup o a hot dog." Dave: Fuck you, Asshole, Do't yiuck my yum
2. Candy: OMG, If you ever date Joey, you gotta let him yuck your yum. I had him yuck my yum for a full hour; I never came so often in my life!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada April 22, 2021
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Oh my god

Oh my god is a word used for shock or a suprise or disgust
by Thenerd212 May 8, 2021
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to the beat of my heart

A song by Hillary Duff that is pure bubble gum music. Sounds as if sung while breathing in helium. Basically it sucks and will stay stuck in your head. Great.
Hillary:to the beat of my heart.....
Fan one: aHhhhhh i love bubble gum music!!!! It makes me wanna dye my hair blond and become a cheerleader. Yay Hillary!
Normal 18 year old: What the fuck is that?
by whatwhatshutup November 26, 2005
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rammy in my wranglers

When a person of the male persuasion feels a sense of attraction for a man or woman, with an obvious bulge in their jeans to show for it.
Whenever I watch our sweaty neighbor, John, mowing his lawn without a shirt, in those truly tight and revealing shorts, I get all rammy in my wranglers. He certainly knows how to put on a show.
by Happy Wolf December 6, 2006
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eat my pasta

Jane: Eat my pasta will you.

John: would you like me to toss your salad while i'm at it?
by Pope sensi November 25, 2007
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Shit on my ass

An act or action that causes you to feel the way you would at that moment to have shit on your ass.
"Shit on my ass" This job sucks
Oh "Shit on my ass" this is fucking retarded
by Jim Von Hagen June 9, 2008
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