Double whammy

When you are having a late-night poop (whammy), and then while doing so you have a great idea (double whammy).

On the eve of her birthday, my girlfriend had a double whammy and realized what she wanted to do the next day to celebrate.

by Señor Beezerton May 25, 2023

Nog Double Standard

* They want respect yet drag down & change the good in society.
* They want handouts & reparations yet overpopulate.
* They spread their lower standards wherever they go.

I wuz tryin' to figger this nog double standard but all I could comes up wit wuz a mixed bag of facts.

by Swisher rolled tight December 30, 2020

double railroad

Double penetration, with one guy wearing a conductors hat, and all parties involved make choo-choo noises.

I couldn't get any sleep last night because Victoria was getting double railroaded next door.

by Jeffsodef April 10, 2016

Double Double

Double double is when your significant other goes 2 fingers deep, down to 2 knuckles in your butthole! It’s amazing!

My fiancé went double double on me last night. I may try the triple triple this weekend

by Bamboozlers January 21, 2022

North Florida Double Decker

The north Florida double decker is when I one gets a DUI and is responsible for an abortion before the age of 18.

Yeah bro Aidan is grounded rn for pulling off a north Florida double decker. Won’t be seeing him for a while.

by FinnS726 January 25, 2021

double-dipping brewsloth

A person in any setting where coffee is being self served and they RE-USE coffee grinds to brew the next pot.

I caught Gunther making a new pot of coffee with the old grinds! Gunther is such a double-dipping brewsloth.

by TKx2 July 13, 2017

Double-faced entendre

Is somebody who has two totally different personalities, unbeknownst to you, one side being an angel, the other side being a devil.

Why the hell you wanna play me that way? You're bad, babe. You double-faced entendre

by trashlucxs October 14, 2021