The two time 1993-94 Blockbuster video game champion, with a 6'8 frame running on pure fuel, Dr. Disrespect.
Dude 1: Hey dude have you heard of "the two time"?
Dude 2: No, who is that??
Dude 1: Bro he's the 1993-94 Blockbuster game champ!
Dude 2: No, who is that??
Dude 1: Bro he's the 1993-94 Blockbuster game champ!
by Jimmy's Dean January 31, 2024
Get the the two timemug. A slightly-differently-worded version of da "I wanna see what you get to experience all the time" justification could likely also suffice if you have a chance to be alone wif a guy's alluringly-curvaceous-and-busty significant other and are asking her directly if she'll spread her legs for you; what you'd say instead when explaining why you're requesting intimacy wif her would be, "I wanna see what your husband/boyfriend gets to experience all da time". And in fact, you very well might even have a better chance of consent when you're just wif da gal by herself than you would wif asking da guy, since he would not even be present at dat time to be "doing it" wif her himself in da first place, and so it wouldn't even be as if he was missing a sexual opportunity of his own by her doing it wif you; you'd simply be "filling in for him" --- literally, as in, "filling" da chick's love-tunnel wif your love-pipe --- during his absence. As soon as he gets back, he could likely start "doing da bouncy-bouncy" wif her immediately da way he usually could, regardless of her also having had sex wif you shortly beforehand (provided you didn't make her too sore "down there", of course --- use lube and go easy on her so as not to make him suspect dat another guy was luluing her).
by QuacksO March 13, 2023
Get the I wanna see what you get to experience all the timemug. The consensus among many parents that it is preferable to cultivate healthy screen time habits in children from a young age, rather than addressing the challenges of smartphone addiction later in life.
Most parents agree that shaping healthy screen time habits early on is crucial, as it can prevent the difficulties of dealing with smartphone addiction down the road.
by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025
Get the healthy screen time habitsmug. A former scheduling system at the University of Michigan, where classes scheduled to start on the hour actually started at :10 past. A source of much confusion.
Now, just a fancy, outdated way of saying "10 minutes late," with the implication that you've lived in the hellhole that is Ann Arbor for a while.
Now, just a fancy, outdated way of saying "10 minutes late," with the implication that you've lived in the hellhole that is Ann Arbor for a while.
When Sally missed her flight by 10 minutes, she realized that the real world did not run on Michigan time.
by DontCallMeLateForDinner March 22, 2022
Get the Michigan timemug. It's the 1800s....
"NIGGA GET MY SOCK PUPPET"
"Okay white man."
"Damnit i'm a racist cracker cuz i'm a slave to the times"
"NIGGA GET MY SOCK PUPPET"
"Okay white man."
"Damnit i'm a racist cracker cuz i'm a slave to the times"
by DirkHundersin May 20, 2014
Get the slave to the timesmug. peanut butter jelly time
Peanut butter peanut butter jelly time baseball bat baseball bat ohway-ee-at ohtheh-yee-go
Peanut butter peanut butter jelly time baseball bat baseball bat ohway-ee-at ohtheh-yee-go
Describes the use of any social media platform to write "peanut butter jelly time", or any variation thereof. The account used must not be linked in any way to the perpetrator's own account. To be a true PBJT, the unsuspecting victim of this act must have unwittingly left him/herself logged in. This act is not a true PBJT if it is accomplished with the use of known login info. The joy in PBJT-ing comes from the knowledge that the victim left him/herself vulnerable to the act.
Can be used as a noun, verb, or adverb
Origins of this phrase and all related phrases such as "peanut butter jelly-timed" #peanut butter jelly timing" and all other variations can be traced back to Alexandra Kenny Treen, and her use of this within the Radcliff family in Felton California in the early 2000s. The term spread throughout Radcliff circles, and has been used locally and internationally to this day.
"Dammit Allie! You peanut butter jelly timed me again!"
Can be used to denote any form of social media account 'r*pe' but only if the user of this term is aware of it's origins.
Can be used as a noun, verb, or adverb
Origins of this phrase and all related phrases such as "peanut butter jelly-timed" #peanut butter jelly timing" and all other variations can be traced back to Alexandra Kenny Treen, and her use of this within the Radcliff family in Felton California in the early 2000s. The term spread throughout Radcliff circles, and has been used locally and internationally to this day.
"Dammit Allie! You peanut butter jelly timed me again!"
Can be used to denote any form of social media account 'r*pe' but only if the user of this term is aware of it's origins.
by AK199295018 September 15, 2019
Get the Peanut Butter Jelly Timemug. "Military Time" is a something used mostly by people in the army to tell the time. Rather than it being 4:00 it would be 16:00.
by AniyaMartinez January 27, 2025
Get the Military Timemug.