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cat

a mamial
by clarineet June 3, 2025
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cats

cats: *exist*
person: OH MY GOD IT'S AN ANGEL
by violet sucks at everything August 1, 2023
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Cat

a gift from the heavens that is cute but can also scare the living heck out of you.

they are the rulers of the internet and can give just as much love and affection as dogs, who unlike cats, aren't nearly as chill and majestic.
cats are adorable as heck. prove me wrong

cat owner- I just got a new cat!

dog owner- so you got a murder weapon?
by Spicy Jalapeno August 30, 2022
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When your significant other or parents are away for a few days and you plan with your old trustful friends to meet up.
It usually happens in a tucked away shack in the woods where wild and crazy sexual experiences occur. You smoke weed, sing songs, lots of laughs, massages, spa baths, explore various kinds of sexual pleasure, lots of dirty taboo sex which is so good you're not even allowed to think about it. It can occur between two or more groups of friends, depends on what tickles your fancy.
Sia: 'Having sex with someone you really shouldn't be having sex with can make you reach for the skies faster than Kim Jong-Un's super large heavy nuclear warhead'.
Jocelyn: 'True, when the cats are away, the mice will come out and play that's for sure'.
by patootie's girl December 23, 2017
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The cat’s vajanas

A combination and crossover of the cats ass and the cats pyjamas. Someone or something that is excellent and deserving of praise. To be used when in the company of likeminded peers that can be crass but in a PG-13 language setting where “the cat’s ass” might be too strong a use of language (with children present or around clergy members for example).
Bill: Hey Tom, I saw you pull up to the school in a new Lincoln Aviator. What do you think of the massaging seats?
Bill’s 6 year old son Bobby: Dad, what’s an Aviator?
Bill: It’s a very nice car, son . . . Well, Tom. What do you think?
Tom: Honestly, their the cat’s vajanas.
by Dr. Jett January 12, 2023
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Ordinary Cat

The opposite of a cool cat. Someone who is just absolutely mid in every way possible.
“oh that guy over there, he’s just an ordinary cat”

“what’s an ordinary cat?”
“he’s just not that cool of a cat”
by jj179263 February 20, 2024
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trauma cat

A cat with PTSD or that has had a major traumatic experience.
Damn that trauma cat's really been through a lot with the fire and mountain lion attack.
by DickFirman January 30, 2023
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