New Zealand

A country known for its progressive stance on public health, notably banning anyone born in 2005 or later from ever smoking for the rest of their lives. This bold move aims to reduce smoking rates and promote a healthier future for its citizens.

New Zealand is setting the trend in public health—banning smoking for anyone born after 2005 shows they’re serious about combating tobacco use!

by Emotional Cruiser July 22, 2025

New York

The world’s best state. But please. Don’t call NYC “The Big Apple”. I’m not a Mets fan. It’s cloudy a lot though. Go Yankees.

Duke: Here’s the Big Apple!

And he was brutally murdered.

Please, just say New York.

by suite pee October 27, 2021

New Castle Engagement

An engagement between a teen girl, sometimes a teen mom, graduating high school and her older boyfriend going into the military so they can both get all the benefits. Common in small towns like New Castle, PA.

Did you hear about Jenny? Her man popped a New Castle Engagement!
Good for her! Where is her fiancé stationed?

by Bsmithyman May 5, 2019

New Sock Syndrome

When you get a new pair of socks and then hop in the shower after taking them off only to see the fuzzy bits from inside running off your toes into the drain

John: man, I got these new socks and I got in the shower and Had a case of new sock syndrome

by KingAlban December 25, 2022

New England Tea Party

When two civilized young chaps rub honey on there balls and then layering tea leaves on said balls. They then drop their Honey-Balls in the tea for a nice refreshing drink.

“Hello mate, are you up for a New England Tea Party this afternoon?”

by Charles Nutworth lll May 2, 2023

New friends

If a new friend thinks you should replace your old friends with new ones by meeting new friends, they're not much of a friend, which makes you wonder why they keep on pretending to be. The same goes for anything new, a new guard, a new order, a new normal, or a new world. The old dysfunctional world was good enough (real enough) as it was, and may never be as good as it was again (meanwhile people that want to benefit off a "new normal" such as a new guard try and tell you that things will be better at the end of the tunnel they put everybody in as a social experiment, all to lock down everybody's town with lies).

New friends are people you haven't known a long time, therefore you have no reason to trust anybody that tries to call themself your new friends. Anybody can pretend to be your friend, some can do it for years, so why would anybody want to replace the old with the new, whether it be friends or anything else in life? Because somebody else convinced them (manipulated them into) thinking it was a good idea?

by The Original Agahnim January 17, 2022

Madness Network News

Madness Network News is an American psychiatric abolition website for psychiatric survivors, mad, disabled, and neurodivergent people. Madness's work is rooted in disability justice and mad liberation movements.

Jared learned about Madness Network News after reading a piece in the New York Times.

by MVm\M September 13, 2021