A sexual act where you use your partner as a charcuterie board. Samples of fine cheeses, meats, and olives are placed aesthetically on top of your partner. Mozzerlla cheese sticks are shoved in your partner's mouth for a quiet, sensual evening. You reserve the belly button and other orpheuses for marinara sauce for dipping. You consume the remaining cheese board items in the dark while binge watching your favorite trashy TV series. This act is only for married people.
I wanted to spice things up in the bedroom so I performed the cheese pull on him all night. It saved our marriage!
by MilfywayGalaxy January 4, 2021
Get the The Cheese Pullmug. Zep Cheese is the best food in the Multiverse! You go to the Supermarket and get it for free. If you eat it, you ate a pair of underpants. And then you can get away with being politically incorrect and offending SJWs. Zep Cheese isn't real!
Papa: I wanna eat Zep Cheese so bad!
Cheeky: Me too! I wanna always be Politically Correct no matter what!
Larry: Sorry. It doesn't exist!
Cheeky: Me too! I wanna always be Politically Correct no matter what!
Larry: Sorry. It doesn't exist!
by Larry The Traitor June 2, 2019
Get the Zep Cheesemug. Overall, it was good, and I guess I'd do it again, despite the stank that came with that Chicken N' Cheese.
by MsNefertiti December 9, 2023
Get the Chicken N' Cheesemug. by birthy’s pearl headband March 31, 2021
Get the ass-cheesemug. Slang for smegma: the secretion of a sebaceous gland
specifically : the cheesy sebaceous matter that collects between the glans penis and the foreskin or around the clitoris and labia minora
specifically : the cheesy sebaceous matter that collects between the glans penis and the foreskin or around the clitoris and labia minora
After going three days without a bath, Charlie had a buildup of duck cheese on the head of his penis.
by The Yan Man December 2, 2021
Get the Duck cheesemug. When your having anal sex and you slip your dick through a slice of American cheese and continue to rupture her anus, hence the name, cracking the bun off the cheese.
An example for Cracking the bun off the cheese:
“Yeah Susan, Earl was taking me down to pound town and then he grabbed a slice of American cheese and stuck it in the wrong hole and he cracked the bun off the cheese.”
“Yeah Susan, Earl was taking me down to pound town and then he grabbed a slice of American cheese and stuck it in the wrong hole and he cracked the bun off the cheese.”
by Earl’s dick February 10, 2025
Get the Cracking the bun off the cheesemug. means the dick looking cheese under your foreskin on your penis if you have this cheese you need to wash your penis ASAP!
by kaydeng569 March 29, 2022
Get the dick cheesemug.