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Jump Your Nuts

When a woman fucks a man's brains out. She is sexually aggressive towards the man.
Fool, yo momma jumped Cecil's nuts! Man: Baby, you can jump my nuts! Woman: I'm gonna jump yo fucking nuts Cecil! Let me jump your nuts!
by SourPatch12 November 17, 2018
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nub nut

the video game cross between a nub and a num nut

a nub nut would be someone who always fucks up in search and destroy and or makes the team lose all the time maybe one of your best friends but he/she is videogame impaired!
player1-what a friggin dumb ass i told you he was coming from behind you!
player2- i didnt see him!!!!
player1- thats because he was behind you your such a friggin nub nut!!!!
by deeznutz805 November 24, 2009
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No Nut November

Dang it’s No Nut November !!
by Yeetyourmom November 1, 2019
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Poop Nut

A phenomena that occurs most commonly on the male genitalia as a consequence of diarrhea, often unexpectedly. This is because someone on the toilet who doesn't yet know they have diarrhea will make the mistake of moving their bowels full-force, resulting in the liquid fecal matter rocketing out their ass like a fire hose. The impact on the water will splash the diarrhea back onto the victim's testicles, and rarely do they wipe away off all of it.
I thought I stepped in dog shit, but it turns out I just have poop nut from when I ate Taco Bell last night.
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deez nuts.

by hockeyS April 12, 2022
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National Nut Day

by Russian man November 10, 2020
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Wing Nut

Hey Marg; Wing Nut is on the TV again. Do you want me to change the channel?
by AusUrbanCountry March 1, 2021
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