Friends

So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Your job's a joke, you're broke
Your love life's D.O.A
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month
Or even your year, but
I'll be there for you
(When the rain starts to pour)
I'll be there for you
(Like I've been there before)
I'll be there for you
('Cause you're there for me too)

This situation will never happen:
Person 1: "Have you seen friends?"
Person 2: "No"

by ChaiinReaction March 31, 2020

friends

Useless beings

waste of your life

a pretty good sitcom

i don't need friends they disappoint me

shut the fuck up i'm watching friends

by whitebalck October 08, 2018

Friends

The thing you don't have.

You have no friends.

by _username_____username February 12, 2019

Friend

Of course you don't know what a friend is, why would you?

HEY! You got no friends lmao

by Yo Momma Gay May 26, 2019

Friends

Things that u and I won’t ever have

Me: I want to make new friends this year
Parent: you’ll be lonely forever

by Bear is my dogs name August 18, 2021

Friends

Friends are 'nice' company that will always fucking ask you for stuff but never give it back

Friends:can I borrow some money
You:sure but repay me in a month
Friend:Sure!

10 months later

You:where's my money-
Friend:SHUT UP

by NoiKoiBlizøLexxy April 28, 2022

Friends

Something that doesn't exist.
They are just mass Hallucinations.

for instance here are a bunch of people mass hallucinating the thing called friend
person A: Hey meet my 'friend', Z
persons B to X: Hi Z, Any friend of A is a 'Friend' of ours. Let's all be Friends (they said without blinking)
person Y (sitting in the corner wearing reality goggles) : *whispers* fools!!

by an-absolute-shitbag June 15, 2020