to finger

Doing weird things to a girl with innocent part of your body that only wanted to take things

Guess i'll have to finger you, step-sis.

by urban_dictionnary_creator April 4, 2021

Finger shui

Mostly for women this is a technique employed to ensure that when a person masturbates they are properly aligned with the furniture arms on the couch potted plants and chi lines. Proper alignment with the redolent chi helps promote more intense orgasms particularly in women.

Finger shui is a technique that really works! Now I've gotta. Figure out a way to get the stains off the couch before my husband gets home!

by 4realazitgits April 5, 2021

Finger-counter

Someone who is afflicted with a type of stupidity where they cannot conceptualize or envision things in their mind with much competence. As a consequence, they cannot really take information and might even not be compatible with conversation, of all things.

Ben Shapiro paints over people's arguments and chambers responses while the other person is talking when he argues. He is an example of a finger-counter.

by DanZhukovin April 5, 2021

Greed Fingering A Coin Box

Often typed as WeirdVirusPorn, it is Sexual Cringe involving greed fingering a coin box, and if you google it you would have a heart attack and scream!

“I saw a video called Magical Fingers and it caused a gaper to lose their smile and their eyes because the paper that appeared in front of them was Greed fingering a coin box”

by Core of the void April 6, 2021

Finger-clapped

Sexual intercourse with the flanges.

"I finally snapped and finger-clapped that two I see at the bar."

by ChanceD April 10, 2021

fingering a dog

when you finger someone but it a dog

Person 1: I'm fingering a dog
Person 2: What in the everloving fuck did you just say?

by yesgamerboy69hahafuny April 14, 2021

Finger Bangers

The name for the two short fingernails on a lesbian's hand with long acrylics, usually short on the index and middle finger. This is to allow the lesbian to use the two fingers for fingering whilst still maintaining long finger nails on other fingers.

Lesbian 1: I got a set of acrylics but I had to keep these nails short.
Lesbian 2: Oh yeah! The finger bangers!

by JimbleBob April 20, 2021