Old Brown Shoe

A term used for a slut who is generally passed around between friends

Geezer 1: Holy shit, Captain Ron is fucking Erin with an ice dildo!

Geezer 2: Fuck that skank is an old brown shoe!

by timmy scridlow March 25, 2009

Sauron’s Brown Eye

The act of manually spreading one’s butt cheeks and allowing the butt cheeks to release around someone’s body forming a grasp. Can be done in a loving manner or to prevent escape.

I tried to go on an afternoon run, but my boyfriend caught me in the clutches of Sauron’s Brown Eye grasp.

by Titsmag33 December 29, 2024

Brown m&m

The m&m that will always consensually dom you

Person 1 : I'm looking for a goth gf to consensually Dom me
Person 2 : I mean, they're quite rare but the brown m&m eaters are a perfect alternative

by DaBoss135 October 8, 2022

Brown Coffin

When someone covers their partner in feces, lays them out to dry in the sun, and lets the feces crust around them, forming a cocoon like coating.

I can't believe he put that poor civilian in a brown coffin.

by anonymous August 12, 2024

Money Money Hash Browns

When a huge abnormal amount of money is made off of running a small un-known buisness or off of a lemonade stand.

**Hash Browns= Potatoes not a very wealthy food to eat**

*Help Understand Definition*

So how is buisness treating you lately son?

"Great Dad I am making money money Hash Browns off of my crappy tasting lemonade!"

by WAK- A- FLAK- A FRESH!! September 6, 2011

Brown Lexus

A slang term referring to the anus or poop-related matters, often used to describe something unpleasant or unattractive in a humorous or exaggerated manner. It is considered the "ugly rival" to the more glamorous "Pink Cadillac” symbolizing something far less desirable, both in appearance and association. A brown Lexus is typically used to describe situations, actions, or things that are dirty, unpleasant, or unrefined.

Example 1: "Man, I had the worst experience at that restaurant. I ended up with a brown Lexus situation after that meal."

Example 2: “My Girl wants a ride to this place via the Hershey Highway and I told her to leave the pink Cadillac at home and take a ride on the Brown Lexus”

by EMD F59PHI January 13, 2025

Laird Brown

1) A very handsome man that you should give all your cash and banking info.

2) Somewhat funny
3) Somewhat insane

Hey, it's Laird Brown! Let's give him our credit cards.

by marcherlord November 29, 2024