by Necroathedingleberry October 3, 2022
Get the Penismug. It is a triangular shape with different dimensions on the surface it is a bout the size of ordinary pocket lint and smells like 5 different types of American cheese. it’s cum is the consistency Of Mexican black tar heroin
by The big Jew cheese August 23, 2018
Get the Kylers penismug. A penis shaman is a man who lives in a van, sometimes can be seen at Sex Ed courses, and he begs to see your penis. They are known to try to take you to their van and look at your penis. They also have the ability to tell you if your penis can turn a lesbian "correct" again (his words not mine). Be careful of the penis shaman. Their powers are few but he will sexually harass you to see your cock in public.
Joe: Hey, have you seen the penis shaman?
PENIS SHAMAN: PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS! I NEED TO SEE IT! PULL IT DOWN! I'M GONNA PULL THEM DOWN! I NEED TO SEE YOUR COCK! PENIS PENIS PENIS! TAKE YOUR UNDERWEAR OFF I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE OUTLINE! GET IT HARD I WANT TO SEE IT HARD! TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF! GET IN MY VAN! MY VAN IS OVER THERE! GET IN IT BUT YOU BETTER NOT HAVE ANYTHING COVERING YOUR MEMBER! It cannot turn lesbians correct. GET IN MY PENIS VAN I NEED TO INSPECT IT! PENIS! STOP THAT MAN HE'S TAKING MY RIGHT TO SEE COCK AWAY! COME BACK!
PENIS SHAMAN: PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS! I NEED TO SEE IT! PULL IT DOWN! I'M GONNA PULL THEM DOWN! I NEED TO SEE YOUR COCK! PENIS PENIS PENIS! TAKE YOUR UNDERWEAR OFF I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE OUTLINE! GET IT HARD I WANT TO SEE IT HARD! TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF! GET IN MY VAN! MY VAN IS OVER THERE! GET IN IT BUT YOU BETTER NOT HAVE ANYTHING COVERING YOUR MEMBER! It cannot turn lesbians correct. GET IN MY PENIS VAN I NEED TO INSPECT IT! PENIS! STOP THAT MAN HE'S TAKING MY RIGHT TO SEE COCK AWAY! COME BACK!
by greydotcom March 25, 2024
Get the Penis Shamanmug. It is the Stanford Prison Experiment but instead of prisoners and guards they are just naked and fucking insano fucker mode. like absolutely sloppy sex. in the butt. fuckers and fuckees just going to town
Zanny: Why are you crying during sex?
Dach: I can’t stop thinking about the Stanford Penis Experiment it breaks my heart 💔
Dach: I can’t stop thinking about the Stanford Penis Experiment it breaks my heart 💔
by peniscockman December 18, 2023
Get the Stanford Penis Experimentmug. male genitalia, so? you shouldnt be searching this up you're most likely 18- if you search this in urban dictionary
''i have a penis''
''ok''
''ok''
by 1517_ December 1, 2021
Get the Penismug. 
National Penis Day is a day where we appreciate all types of penis. Wether it’s small or big, we need to unite our penises together. Whip out that shmeat and let people appreciate it!! It’s occurs every April 13
“Anna isn’t it national penis day?” - Friend
“Yessir, whip out that shlong and let me see it 😩” - Anna
“Yessir, whip out that shlong and let me see it 😩” - Anna
by lovelycock23 April 13, 2020
Get the National Penis Daymug.