Jack's Magic Beanstalk

An erect penis. Made famous by Jonathon Moxon in Varsity Blues.

Friend 1: I wonder what another word for an erection is?

Friend 2: How about Jack's Magic Beanstalk?

by !@Nn34 March 03, 2022

jack rug

Synonym of jizz rag; something used to wipe up semen after masturbation.

Keep a jack rug handy when wanking to tidy up your mess and wipe away your shame.

by Randy Rick 69 June 09, 2017

Jack Melville

A manly biker dyke that will accept fisting as payment for nearly anything

Person: Hey sorry i forgot your 5$

Jack Melville: Its okay just fist me as payment im also a gay jew

by Morgun_freemon May 04, 2017

Daby jack

When your name is Dave bailey and you love Mexican food so much your dick stats smelling like it

Daby jack that’s so bad

by Ravengaspabigdick June 06, 2023

Jacking My Rose

Pretending that you are into someone, till the very last minute, then you ditch them to throw some super expensive stone in the water.

"John proposed to me, then I totally started Jacking My Rose and shouted "I don't want all your expensive diamonds... Here untraceable bottomless depths, have some valuable stones".

by Wanking Dicks Grimes March 15, 2022

Fat Jacked

Yes it is

Daniel is not fat jacked. He should hit the gym.

by cathiewails September 20, 2021

Stumpy lumber jack

To wake up with morning wood late for work show up and your dick gets caught in a wood chipper.

Mike woke up with morning wood tripped and fell in a wood chipper,oh I guess you can say he called now a stumpy lumber jack. Careful working around the equipment boys don't want to stumpy lumber jack yourself.

by Pours when it rains December 12, 2023