by Relatable.quotes January 30, 2022

New Jersey is between DE, PA, NY and the ocean. If you were from the part of New Jersey outside New York, you're from North Jersey (not New York), and if you're from the part of New Jersey outside Philly, you're from South Jersey (not Philly). Most people from New Jersey already know that and would have it no other way. Going to Philly for events, dining, shopping, to visit people, and so on isn't having started life there. Knowing a few people there doesn't make them the people you started your life around.
by Solid Mantis December 10, 2020

by Dasiy meerkat July 24, 2017

That isn't very New Yearsish.
by Memememeneme April 11, 2016

When a male sticks his penis in the ass-hole of a +600lb woman and she shits her bbq pork sandwich all over his meat stick.
by Bagel aids July 17, 2022

The male in the relationship takes a poop on their partners chest. Then they stomp on it and the partner licks it off like ice cream.
by TinyTerry August 24, 2025
