monkey mercinary leader

its a mercinary leader who doesnt know how to properly use there army and uses it to threaten people online even tho he is still a monkey

person 1: get fucking shit on

Andrew (monkey mercinary leader) : shut up or ill get the mercinarys on you

person 1: you cant do shit

Andrew : *cries and becomes emo*

by I_ONLY_SPEAK_TRUE_FACTS March 8, 2022

Monkey Fucker

A person who is sexually attracted to Black People, and only sexually attracted to those, they usually shove a banana up their mouth like a dildo and then fuck them in the ass, but if it's a female Black person, its rather they shove a banana up their ass and fuck them in the vagina, this can also be used as an insult to people as just calling them retarded and a slut and this word is a derogatory term toward black whores.

1. Patricia: Oh God, it's one of them Monkey Fuckers!
Lizzo: WE GOTTA RUN MY NIGGAS!

2. Candice Dikfitinyo Mouth: You're an absolute buffoon! A CLOWN!
Benjamin Dover: FUCK YOU MONKEY FUCKER!
Hugh Jass: Ooh! Bro that was too far

3. Black Whore: Man shut up you idiot-
Spongebob Squarepants: FUCK YOU MONKEY FUCKER!

4. If you're too sensitive, don't dislike, just fucking leave.

by KillMePleasePenisBallsAutismCo November 18, 2023

Mississippi Earth Monkey

Definition: When two crackheads fuck in the mud getting covered in it

I saw two Mississippi Earth Monkeys fucking behind the 7/11.

by Moosemilk01 August 14, 2021

Mega Fart Pig Monkey

Used to describe an obese black nigger that farts often and reeks of shit.

1. I haven’t showered in a month.

2. You should clean yourself and lose some weight you mega fart pig monkey!

1. Why must you hurt my feelings? 🥺

2. Because you’re A BLACK OBESE NIGGER FAGGOT YOU MEGA FART PIG MONKEY

by MushaPickleJuice December 29, 2022

monkey

A monkey is a species that has lived on this earth for many years and they still roam around growing in population every day.

I found a monkey in my backyard yesterday it tried to take my watermelon

by monkeyman1233 November 29, 2023

monkey slide

A monkey slide means an old metal playground slide in piece of vintage playground equipment from years ago between the Early 1900s to the 1990s.

An old Metal Slide in an Old Playground is a monkey slide.

by Tominator 1401. May 5, 2018

chucking the monkey

Pitched at a GTLive Stream during a playthrough of Little Nightmares. Though no explicit definition was given, context provided by MatPat and Steph suggests it is a euphemism for masturbation. Repeated remarks about both of them chucking their monkeys warranted a mature stream warning. They talked about not chukcing the monkey in front of an audience and equal chucking the monkey rights.

Person 1: Ugh I'm so stressed right now.
Person 2: Try putting on some porn and chucking the monkey. It always helps me relax.

by WhatEvenIsLifeWhyDoesItExist May 12, 2017