Cat attack

When a cat stares at your soul waiting to attack at the right moment.

The cat stares for 1 hour you stand still doing nothing. 5 hours later the cat brings out his claws. 5 more hours later the cat attack jumps at your face Scratching your eye,nose and mouth. the cat scratches your hand has you try to grab the cat. The cat leaps out of your face blood dripping on your face. You try to get the bandages but it still bleeding so you wrap your face in toilet paper and go to sleep. You wake up and you die. The screen shows game over. You punched the computer screen Then you said: fuck this I'm gonna play another game

by TheCuteBlackCat April 22, 2021

eating cat

ALF Eats Cats

ALF: I'm eating cat
Willie: don't fire me

by MayDayMeh August 22, 2017

Tesla Cat

A very lazy thing that sleeps all the time. Only gets up to eat and poop. (It is allergic to drip especially dripy hats) (Looks like a cow)

Aw man tesla cat woke up for something that isnt eating?

by bigfatratcat August 3, 2021

drinking cat's blood

When you eat a girl out during her period.

I thought his tongue was red after having a glass of Hawaiian Punch, but he was actually just finished drinking cat's blood

by Your Everyday Psychopath June 7, 2016

Cat

:> MEOW

Cat :> uwu

by Big_Sussy_Amogus November 30, 2021

cat

somthing cute and cuddly but also dangerous

this is my super fluffy cat!

by sus6 December 13, 2021

Cats Effect

A movie with great cast line up and good marketing with shitty plot.

"this movie has a cats effect"

"Oh dang i just watched Oldboy remake and i had a cats effect"

"Hmm is it me who suffers cats effect or the movie??"

by sersh'stea June 22, 2021