Jack Attack

When a man love bombs and suffocates u with his love .. over texting

“he texted me 12 times he’s really jack attacking me”

by haiakxkskakdi August 7, 2024

Jack Summers

Jack Summers is a lethal and feral chav. He chooses to spend time either sleeping on discord or making satisfying sounds (such as the helicopter) to Harry Styles as he tries to impersonate his wild and furious locks. Jack has a very sexy mother named Ellen. We only care about Ellen, nobody loves Jack.

Jack Summers like to use go on discord whilst doing the helicopter.

by magid magid July 30, 2018

Union Jack Off

An annoying, contemptible, or inconsequential person that also happens to be British.

That bloke had a few too many at the pub and punched a lollipop lady in the tit on his stumble home. He’s a real Union Jack Off.

by Patty Winters March 17, 2024

Jack

Has a massive cock

Jack has a massive cock

by Frasermcmillan20179 March 30, 2021

Jack diddly shit

Means "Absolutely nothing"

He was doing Jack diddly shit

by AlchemicBlue April 28, 2025

Jack

A cheating bastard who will tell you he loves you then cheat on you. He will tell you your not his type after you find out he cheats on you but later cries on his knees begging you to forgive him

Did you see Jack

Yh he was whaling like a pussy

by Bagofshits January 28, 2023

Jack Burningham

Jack is a very kind person. Despite this when it comes to video games he is normally lacking the skills to complete with his peers

hey can my friend jack burningham join the squad

no he is dogwater

by cumwhore2016 February 11, 2021