Cum Maxxing

The act of taking supplements to improve one's semen volume. Other goals include increasing precum and ejaculation force and velocity. Also known as Load Boost or Load Boosting.

I've been cum maxxing with load boost for 3 weeks now and could drown a unicorn with a single blast.

by FlamingGuts September 18, 2025

CUM

Cumberland Amtrak Station. A small Amtrak station in Cumberland, Maryland. It’s a one platform station (a side platform) consisting of two tracks. The station is famous for its station code "CUM," which has made it a popular (and somewhat infamous) destination among perverts and immature humor enthusiasts. The code "CUM" often sparks laughter or crude jokes due to its similarity to the slang term for semen. Despite its unintended comedic allure, the Cumberland station serves as a key stop for train travelers along the Capitol Limited route, offering services to and from Washington, D.C. and Chicago.

"I’m catching my train at CUM station in Cumberland. No, it’s not what you think, it’s just the Amtrak stop."

by EMD F59PHI January 14, 2025

Cum Coma

When you cum so hard, alone or with someone, that you put yourself in a coma with jizz left all over your body.

I was thinking of this girl and I had a cum coma

by Brize\ January 14, 2025

Arkansas cum and queef

The term for ejaculating inside another persons arsehole and having it farted back in your own face.

Hey Jamie, I heard Andrew just did an Arkansas cum and queef with Jai, Andrew got shit and cum all over his face.

by currypowder42 January 16, 2025

Cum Calypso

This is where somebody drinks cum from a condom

So, Patric Philip gizzed in a condom, then decided to perform cum calypso and drink it from the condom. Squeezing the condom to get every last drop from the vessel.

by Mikool77 January 17, 2025

Pre-Cum Shot

(n): A liquor parlor shot made out of 1/2 vodka, 1/2 RumChata, served in a salted rim shot glass. The etymology of the shot came from a conversation amongst friends when in the hypothetical accident in which one man sticks his dick through a gloryhole and instead of receiving a mouth on the other end, the said penis is actually head-butted by another receiving penis. After a few moments of the two penises rubbing against each other, one (or both) of the man's penis(es) achieve premature ejaculation or pre-cum.

The actual liquor shot combination with the salted rim actually achieves the accumulated taste of a white chocolate pretzel.

Logan (coming back from the men's bathroom): Hey, did you see that hole in the wall in the bathroom? It looks like a gloryhole.

Nick: Yeah, I saw that. Hey, imagine there's two guys each on the opposite sides of that wall and at the same time they stick their dicks through the hole, touching at the same time.

Logan: That's disgusting!

Nick: Even worse, as they accidentally touch dicks, they get a pre-cum.

Logan (gagging to hold back his mouth-puke): We should create a shot of that. Hey, Barry (the bartender). Can we get a 1/2 shot of vodka and a 1/2 shot of RumChata with a salted rim?

Barry (pouring the shots): What do you call these shots?

Nick & Logan: Pre-Cum Shot

by Studs Lonigan III January 21, 2025

Hesi Cum

A sexual act, derived from the skill of edging.
When someone hits a hesi (Hesitation) like in basketball and then cums.
For example someone is about to finish and they hesitate then blow a fat load. AKA Hesi Cum

I just hit a crazy Hesi Cum

Did you see him hesi cum?
Wanna hesi cum?

by Senior Hesi January 21, 2025