Friends

Something I dont have

Me: hey wasaap
Friends:
Me: oh right...

by AnkleBreakerZzZ March 31, 2020

friends

Something you don't have...

You don't have any friends.

by August 23, 2023

Friends

Something that you can’t get

“Do you have friends?”
“Wtf are friends bro?”

by Im actually gonna fckin kill u April 04, 2022

friends

two people who like each other

Oh no, we are just friends
😏

by feebeeisherealot March 23, 2022

Friends

Dicks that make fun off you ex:("You're short and have a small penis")

Ben\Paxton: "Hey Spencer you're small and weak hahahahahha"
Spencer: Crying on the inside
Friends :Douchbags that use you as a punching bag.

by KoolKid2007 May 13, 2019

Friend

Someone who you hate with every fucking fiber in your body, but still talk to for some reason.

Mom: Is that your new friend?
Offspring: Yes.
A year later...
Offspring: YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING WHORE YOU SHIT!
Friend: AT LEAST I DIDN'T SLEEP WITH A TEACHER!

by Venus A. December 14, 2020

Friend

A friend is someone who can be relied upon to bring beer around after you've had a long day moving into your new house.

Stella brought her friend Gino a 6 pack of coopers to share with her in celebration of his move into his dream house.

by GT1980 January 10, 2012