The act of posting on Facebook and compulsively checking the updates to see how many likes your posts have garnered.
Areola is always posting crap on Facebook and she checks her updates every five minutes to count the likes. She is obsessed with like-grubbing!
by Untellectual October 9, 2011

<.7.9.7.6.>Hes Like:"' I, Angel JOse Robles AM Outside Wearing Dickies'" She Is Like: I, Cristy Veronica Tejada AM Outside Like "'Do You Want To Lick Me'"<.7.9.7.6.>
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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

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by caddy21 October 3, 2022

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by Donnasez January 14, 2016

Something realistic you don't see in a high school yearbook, even if it would help people prepare for reality. A few other ones you don't see are most likely to become a transvestite, most likely to commit suicide, most likely to become a gunman or mass murderer, and most likely to take money from classmates (legally or illegally).
by Solid Mantis January 22, 2021

When your j or blunt does not burn properly on one side you say “it’s canoeing like a crack whore”. That’s because a crack whore will not let go of the pipe or dick to row the canoe properly.
by anonymous May 18, 2025
