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Friends With Consequences 

The truest definition of the misconception of friends with benefits, fuck buddies, etc. The reasoning behind the consequences is no matter what, the benefits are overshadowed by the consequences.
Keegan: This girl really wants to be my FWB.
BSD: Dude, if she was serious and grounded in reality she would refer to it as friends with consequences, not benefits...

Gay Best Friendzone 

When a girl treats a guy as a gay best friend instead of like a man: taking him shopping, talking about feelings, and doing other totally gay things with no intentions of dating him.
"Why is Mike going shopping with her today?"
"Dude, he is so gay best friendzoned"

Fbriends of fbriends 

when you friend someone on facebook whom you've recently met, i.e. a coworker or classmate, and all their friends decide to friend you, even if you have never met them/have no idea who they are.
John: I friended that new kid Chris from our Economics class on FB, and now all his friends from his old school are friending me.

Justin: Yeah, they're pulling the 'fbriends of fbriends' card.
Fbriends of fbriends by grlwholvd August 26, 2009

friendship cuddle 

The akward cuddle between two friends who are not trying to go to far
Man she jus wanna friendship cuddle
friendship cuddle by max bucannan January 1, 2016
Word of the Day on January 10, 2016

Facebook Friendly 

When you don't actually know someone, you're just friends with them on facebook. Or when you have only talked to the person on facebook.

This also can create awkward situations with the person when you do meet them in person.
"OMG you know Josh!?!"

"No, we are just facebook friendly"
or "YES we have become pretty facebook friendly!!"

Friedman 

The act of wrapping the male genitalia with rice and seaweed and eating it off, resembling sushi.
I feel like sushi, but I'm horny. Imma go get me a Friedman.
Friedman by LIL'ZAR June 21, 2010