High as a cat forever

When a cat gets stoned it lasts forever

When Emma the cat rolled a doobie, it was high as a cat forever.

by Pagerman November 27, 2021

Cat in the hat

A horrid criminal. On Thanksgiving, ‘97, a store by the name of “Macy’s” held a parade in New York. They do this parade every year, and it’s one of the most famous parades in history. They have floats, marching bands, dance groups, cheerleaders, and the most unique thing, the giant character balloons. One of the balloons in the ‘97 parade was the Cat in the Hat. The winds were high that year, so lots of incidents happened with the balloons. The Cat in the Hat did the worst thing imaginable. He bumped int to a land post, causing part of it to fall off and injured 4 people. One of them was in a coma for almost a month. Who knew a bag if helium could be the most diabolical villains in all of history.

“Did you see that guy who killed the president? I heard the FBI said he was the worst criminal they ever dealt with!”
“Not as bad as the cat in the hat.”

by CottonCandyHairedGodess November 27, 2021

Sober as a cat

When you are absolutely trashed off 4 Busch lights.

“I’m as sober as a cat out here. I ant trying to be no pussyfooted Bitch but these beers is making my stomach hurt” -Kevin ‘Bird Luger’ Barnett

by Shandon November 29, 2021

cAt

guess what I have decided to make one of these about myself on this somewhat extension of tinder, so f*ck off and go touch grass instead of sitting in a chair and slowly getting fatter

cAt.

by jncnjcjnwwec November 29, 2021

cat boy

you.

you. you are a cat boy.

by ikisshotmoms November 30, 2021

Cat

:> MEOW

Cat :> uwu

by Big_Sussy_Amogus November 30, 2021

CAT

SATAN also known as cats they are devils and satans fur babies they are EVIL

CATS??YOu mean SATAN

by LIZbiz522 December 1, 2021