Slap your pickle friend

Do you have a friend that likes, wait no, LOVES pickles? If you do, do you want to slap them? Yes? I thought so.

That’s why, on the penultimate Tuesday of March, SLAP THEM. Why? BECAUSE IT’S NATIONAL SLAP YOUR PICKLE FRIEND DAY!

Pickle friend: Owwww! What was that for?!
You: It was for liking pickles so much! It’s national “Slap your pickle friend day” today! And you can’t get me back! Eveerrr. Bye bye!
Pickle friend: Yeh, I get that, but it still REALLY HURTS.
You: What can I say, I’m strong!

by Kermit your mum March 22, 2022

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two people who like each other

Oh no, we are just friends
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by feebeeisherealot March 23, 2022

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Mason...

Fuck you mason you are a fake friends

by oppoop March 24, 2022

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Fake Friend

A fake friend is basically a person whom is claiming he/she is your "friend" but eventually he/she will turn their back on you and then try to be friends again. These people are literal bitches and I would advise whomever is reading this to please pay attention to who you hang around because you'll never know you have a fake friend until its too late and you get your back stabbed.

(friend #1) You should watch out for a fake friend y/n.
(Friend #2) What if YOU'RE the fake friend?
(Friend #1) WDYM? YOU'RE probably the fake friend........

by anonymous190282 March 24, 2022

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