doing an april

Holding up a bowl's rotation by holding it during a turn and talking to the group.

"Quit doing an april and pass the damn bowl!"

by Devin Danger November 13, 2007

why do i have an onion

bro me and my mom are so confused like what’s up with this onion

why do i have an onion plz i wanna know

by who gave my son an onion November 2, 2019

DO I LOOK FAT

ask by a woman. the answer is a lot harder then it may seem, females make zero sense
but, non the less the answer should be the "no" if yes, and "yes" if no

Female; Do I look like a fat person
Man; Yes you do you 500kg cow, go and get a salad bitch

female; Do I look fat?
Man; No you don't sweet heart
Female; LIES
Man; ...

by CumSlayer March 1, 2022

Do

A kind caring person, who is very considerate towards others and is a good listener. Good to turn to in a crisis or to ask advice. Usually very attractive and intelligent.

Damn that guy named Do is so fucking chill I wanna get to know him.

by 6282)3!&. November 21, 2021

I'm not going to let you do this forever

I don't have to change my behavior. I don't need to do something different. I don't need to stop posting.

Hym "And I'm not going to let you do this forever. I don't have to do what you want and 0 kids are going to die as a result of be not doing it. You don't get to make money off of me. Give it here. Make them give it here. Or I will kill a child. I'm not going to court. I'm not asking. I'm not finding evidence. I'm not leaving. I'm not paying my taxes until you do. If it is my responsibility to pay for your to feed your fucking kids then what is your responsibility to me? I don't need to be thanked. You're not grateful. I need the money being make off of me and I need to not be harassed I the workplace. I don't care if poor people exist. If you cared you should have made money off of them and then given THEM the money. But instead you did it to me so you can give it to me. Fuck your kids."

by Hym Iam July 22, 2025

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025

Do Not The Cat

The phrase is grammatically incorrect because it’s missing a verb that would indicate what action should not be performed on the cat.

When someone is petting a cat too hard, he will be told “Do Not The Cat”

by The Goblin Slayer August 30, 2023