Someone who is too greasy at hockey
“Yo look at the grease monkey and those dangles” said Tom
by GreasingGreaser April 23, 2021
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When you are cooking with grease in a pan or fryer and it pops flinging grease out.
Watch out for the grease monkeys! They will burn your hands!
by Tfrickndizzle April 27, 2015
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Used against IPad Kids. Due to the fact of their IPads being really greasy. These “Grease Monkeys” are normally very annoying and like wotsits and end up covered in cheese. IPad ending up greasy and covered in cheese and Finger Prints.
Person 1: Ew, that kids ipad is so cheesy and greasy.

Person 2: That is disgusting, he is such a grease monkey.
by Daddy Adam May 11, 2021
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An excuse to tell your friend when you aren't really busy, but don't actually want to spend time with them either.
"Hey Elizabeth, can you hang out tonight" "No, sorry, I'm watering my monkey tonight"
by thndrchunky December 2, 2016
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the art of fucking a black cow when it’s -69.9°C out, and the cows vagina is steaming and after unleashing your load of fucking hiroshima, you huff the fumes of the vagina steam until passing out.
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Very Intergenic and attractive but immature individual usually seen with bigger groups of people either girls or other immature guys able to make money fast
Oh my look at money monkey if only he didn't act so immature
by big D boii February 22, 2017
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The Reagen Monkey is a type of albino monkey extinct before the dino age. This spicies of albino monkeys are usually autistic and very stupid which caused them to extinct. Some say they are still around but researches have a very hard time looking for them.
You are as dumb as a The Reagen Monkey
by your mum ♥️ September 18, 2023
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