Monkey gas

When you have such a wet fart that you think you shit your pants

Dude I could have sworn I shit myself but I went to the bathroom and it turned out to be monkey gas

Monkey gas by Eclipseiasux June 8, 2022

monkey spunk 

A white coloured lubricant. Used by car mechanics to fit tyres to rims.

Any residue left by a grease monkey on your car/truck after servicing.

After collecting my car from the garage . There was monkey spunk on the steering wheel . After touching the wheel . i touched my face . Now I have monkey spunk on my face

monkey spunk by ifuckputinsmom June 10, 2022

monkey 

someone who is cute and u have a big crush on

your such a monkey

monkey by zentish June 12, 2022

Monkey 

Harishankar Venkatesh

Your such a fucking monkey aka Hari. I love eating bananas like Hari.

Monkey by Goat123. June 14, 2022

Monkey Feathers

Equivalent to acting surprised, or saying "oh shit"

Person 1: oh monkey feathers I dropped my ice cream!

Person 2: damn man that sucks I'm sorry.

Monkey Feathers by 击Lewy击 June 15, 2022

monkey king 2 

horny + gacha hater

"yo do you know monkey king 2?"

"yeah hes not a bigot so i dont f*** with him"

monkey king 2 by mick <33#2984 June 17, 2022

Monkey Sanchez 

When you have mokeypox, you rub the rash and deploy it on your partner as you would for a dirty sanchez. After a couple of days, the rash will show thus completing the Monkey Sanchez.

Guy 1: “Dude, see Her rash? I just gave her the Monkey Sanchez!”
Guy 2: “totally freaking sick bro!”

Monkey Sanchez by TimKennedyFan69 June 20, 2022