crowd fucking

The ultimate way to show the woman and others that she is taken and owned.

“Chip popped into our business meeting, grabbed Kristinia by the hair, and started Crowd fucking the shit out of her right in front of co-workers.”

by Coppernobgoddess March 27, 2019

Fuck daddy

Sexy male condom that gets stuck in a woman’s uterus

Hey Pete did u fuck daddy in that threesome last night

by Umiflgatafaat April 2, 2019

duck a fuck

Too versatile for a definition, can be used to express all emotions

“Oh duck a fuck, I’ve smashed my phone”

by Harvey. S April 10, 2019

Fuck Scrub

When you clean something so cleanly that you need to use every appendage and cleaning product available to get things beyond spotless

I fuck scrubbed that bathroom clean enough to eat out of the toilet and ceiling

by Bearagator April 12, 2019

Knaggered Fucked

Really fucked up

Government: You owe us money, it’s called taxes

You: How much do I owe you?

Gov: You have to figure that out
You: Can I just pay what I want?
Gov: No, we know exactly how much you owe us but you have to guess that number too
You: What if I get it wrong?
Gov: You go to prison

Me: That’s knaggered fucked

by Zinyak1503 April 17, 2019

barely fucked

Just the tip.

“I have two barely fucked goats.”

“James T had the tip of the dick in the asshole, so he was barely fucked.”

by Oh my gawt! May 8, 2019

Mother of Fuck.

The moment you're hit with the supernova of a personalized special kind of "fuck you" to top your life's cake with.

Mother of Fuck. It's not something you say. It's what happens to you.

by YouSpinMeRightRound May 13, 2019