why do i even

When your parents try to do something that kids do nowadays and it goes very, very, VERY wrong.

Child:Hi, dad. How are you?
Dad:Wassup my man, I'm just chillin and grillin yo!
Child:why do I even

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to do the russell

run into a wall without a reason

let's have a online gaming session and this time, try not to do the russell and hurt yourself

by Simplifyer September 19, 2023

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Drinking a lot of beer with the guys; Drinking as an activity.

Doing beers - “What’s good Brad, tryna do some beers when we get back to the apartment?”

by Bludgeoned April 07, 2022

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Bob reprimanded me for doing a jacuzzi with a coworker

by dodhelvete September 27, 2024

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the act of inserting fingers or "digits" into the vagina, see fingering

i was doing the digital with your mom last night and i got 5 fingers in with room to spare!

by scotty deets June 25, 2006

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a frame of mind where one believes it's possible for them to do anything

I love her can-do spirit -- she really did eat 18 curry bowls within 14 seconds.

by MoribundMurdoch December 01, 2020

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People Say this as a kind of meme

by Deathare October 12, 2021

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