“Bloody cum fart” refers to anal sex where semen is ejaculated into the rectum and later expelled with a fart mixed with blood, so the fluid looks red.
Chris - "Sam was begging for a good time so I turned her asshole apart. She couldn't shit for weeks. When she tried to force out her bowels she could only manage to squeeze out a Bloody Cum Fart!
Michael - "That's pretty gnarly bro!!
Michael - "That's pretty gnarly bro!!
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Get the Cum Puddles mug.An act performed by the male where the genitalia is edged or grinded against extremely frequently, building up extreme pressure over days, weeks or even (daringly) months. This part is known as the "charging phase". Then comes the "sedentary" phase, where the male must not use his genetallia for at minimum, a week. This prepares it for the activation. With a single stroke, the build up in sperm is all released at once, with hints of blood, sort of like the syrup and water mix at soda fountains. This act is very dangerous, as the piercing shot can easily rip through human skin and flesh. The Canadian Cum Cannon is more common among word of mouth and folklore, not really reaching the bigger cities. For example, in the prairies it is known better as the Reginan Railgun. Make sure you're not getting sloppy toppy either during the sedentary phase, you might lobotomize her. A ball usually gets sucked inwards back into your body, meaning you can only use this twice. Think of it as ammunition. Anything more than two will result in instant death.
Person1: yo michael just hit the Canadian Cum Cannon on his girl the other day. I wonder if he's good...
Person2: yeah those types of things are not for the faint of heart. I usually just stick with some of the tamer ones like the Wisconsin Blow Dryer.
Person1: yeah you're right. I've got my own ready to launch right now but I don't want to end up in the er like michael did from such intense pleasure all at once.
Person2: yeah those types of things are not for the faint of heart. I usually just stick with some of the tamer ones like the Wisconsin Blow Dryer.
Person1: yeah you're right. I've got my own ready to launch right now but I don't want to end up in the er like michael did from such intense pleasure all at once.
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Person1: yo michael just hit the canadian cum cannon, i wonder if hes alright
Person2: nah he's fine he still gotta ball left remember
Person1: awwhh yeah u right cro mb
Person2: nah he's fine he still gotta ball left remember
Person1: awwhh yeah u right cro mb
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Mikayla and Tyrell were sitting next to each on the edge of her while watching Netflix.
Tyrell: gets a huge ass boner*
Mikayla notices and smirks* Damn Tyrell thats a big boy u got there .😏
Tyrell :litely blushes* Oh u-um yea, sorry i just get horny at the wrong times.
Mikayla: Oh no its the right time for u to be horny.
Mikayla grabs the remote and pauses the Netflix
Mikayla: Lets make this night special for the two of us,plus my parents arent here tho.
Mikayla greciously goes down on her knees and unzips Tyrells pantalones. Flicks out was Tyrells huge BBC. Mikayla shocked but suprised, she then inserts the BBC in her sweet, warm,moist mouth and just straight SUCKING HIS SOUL OUT
Tyrell: moans lightly* Mikayla shit u so good at this babe.
Mikayla: giggles while sucking him* ik cuz i luv u.
Tyrell: I luv u too
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YES
Tyrell: IM CUMMING
Tyrell pulls out and gives her a classical cumshot to the face.Mikayla smiles as it goes on her face and eats it.
(Dont lie u got turned on didnt u)
Tyrell: gets a huge ass boner*
Mikayla notices and smirks* Damn Tyrell thats a big boy u got there .😏
Tyrell :litely blushes* Oh u-um yea, sorry i just get horny at the wrong times.
Mikayla: Oh no its the right time for u to be horny.
Mikayla grabs the remote and pauses the Netflix
Mikayla: Lets make this night special for the two of us,plus my parents arent here tho.
Mikayla greciously goes down on her knees and unzips Tyrells pantalones. Flicks out was Tyrells huge BBC. Mikayla shocked but suprised, she then inserts the BBC in her sweet, warm,moist mouth and just straight SUCKING HIS SOUL OUT
Tyrell: moans lightly* Mikayla shit u so good at this babe.
Mikayla: giggles while sucking him* ik cuz i luv u.
Tyrell: I luv u too
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YES
Tyrell: IM CUMMING
Tyrell pulls out and gives her a classical cumshot to the face.Mikayla smiles as it goes on her face and eats it.
(Dont lie u got turned on didnt u)
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